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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
Ended March 29, 2022 • 9 Entries • Created by WritesSy
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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
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Huckleberry_Hoo in Micropoetry
47 reads

A Kinder, Gentler Death (Repost)

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If Death would only tickle

Our fears could ease a little

When he comes to your bed

Would it cause you more dread

If he carried a feather or sickle?

II

And if Death could give us a smile

Spread some cheer once in a while

He needn’t bring gifts

Though he could fill the wish

Of the poor man whose pain is a trial.

III

And finally, if Death would just vary

And sometimes be temporary

If he’d let us come back

Or send signs through the black

We’d find him more complimentiary.

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
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Bloodydonuts in Micropoetry
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Brutal Ditty

There once was a bitter, broken guy.

Whose jealousy would never run dry.

He snuffed out her life.

With a serrated knife.

So certain that she fed him a lie.

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
WritesSy in Micropoetry
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A couple gut punches to inspire

1.

The white sheet over the professor's face

wiped all her life's work without a trace.

I asked what she had done

the police pointed to the gun.

Oh how far she had fallen from God's grace!

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I gave the emaciated boy ham on rye

He took it with a tear in his eye.

After a single bite,

he gave up the fight.

And the rest became food for the flies.

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
wearywalden in Micropoetry
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Gentle, Wise, Clever and

The girl weary over the length she had to trod,

paused, before the field of fresh sod.

“Hurry up,” called the reverend.

He was gentle, wise, clever and,

a murderer of God

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
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sos97 in Micropoetry
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final choice (super dark sorry lol)

the girl had a knife to her throat

alone, miles out on her boat

her mind was ablaze

with a choice to be made

will a hard bloodless body still float?

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
Kmiller22 in Micropoetry
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The world beats and pushes and breaks

They snap you over and pull out the stakes

With dirt below and clouds overhead

The world on accident makes sure you're dead

But He'll pull you out and help you see

What the world around won't let you be

You can be inspiring intelligent and kind

You and He can have an unbreakable bind

If only you treat those around with love

He'll teach you what it's like above

God and the world are not the same

He's just and has grace and love unfeigned

He'll give you peace and a kinder heart

If only you ask and give a sincere part

Our father above can handle all things

As long as you let Him and give Him the reins

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
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Stori in Micropoetry
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Not your mom’s Limerick (whimsy is for pussies)

There once was a young Jill who got jacked.

The man took her cash to get crack.

She laid there on the ground,

With arms up and face down,

It turned out; piece of mind was what she'd never get back.

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
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GerardDiLeo in Micropoetry
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Dreamus Interruptus (reposted)

There once was a man named Ned

Who dreamt dirty dreams in his head

Of Shakira, Selena,

Beyoncé and Gwen:

Almost peaked, but fell out of bed.

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Flipped limerick challenge
We all know limericks. Light, funny, sometimes dirty, AABBA. Time to flip them. Can you express your best serious, dark, or twisted idea while keeping true to the limerick form? Let's take the whimsy out of whimsical!
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REllyn in Micropoetry
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black hole limerick whence no whimsy emanates

There once was a blackened dictator,

a wannabe take-over-Stater.

The world waits in thrall

to dismay of all.

We'd oust this dream sooner than later.

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