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Tired of listening to the same Christmas songs on the radio? Try to write a new one!
For any songwriters out there, or anyone that wants to be songwriters. Try to write a brand new Christmas song. If you want to, write a parody of a classic Christmas song.
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MothSilk in Music and Rap
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Down to Bethlehem

Chorus: Fellow traveler on the road

Are you going down to Bethlehem?

Hey there, traveler, are you going

Are you going on down

When you kneel before the baby

Please, I ask you, say

You left me with empty hands

And I can't come there today

Chorus:

I had a present for the baby

But it fell astray

Tell them as soon as I find another one

I'll be on my way

Chorus:

You say the baby loves my hands

Though empty they may be

He waits to fill them up with love

And peace and joy for me

Chorus:

Hey, friend traveler, you won't get far

Walking so very slow

But, since you seem to be waiting for me

Well, I guess I'm ready to go.

Chorus:

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For any songwriters out there, or anyone that wants to be songwriters. Try to write a brand new Christmas song. If you want to, write a parody of a classic Christmas song.
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LEHertel in Music and Rap
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Freezing Our Little Toes Off

(This can be sung to the tune of Mele Kalikimaka)

Freezing our little toes off is the thing we say

on a cold, depressing winter day.

That's the exclamation that we boo hoo hoo

in a place that's dark and gray.

Here we know the weather will be such a fright.

The cars won't start by day. The pipes will burst at night.

Freezing our little toes off is another way

to say that wool socks won't do.

Freezing our hands and feet off is the thing we say

at the time a blizzard's come our way.

That's a declaration which should be a clue,

it's a place to visit - not stay.

Here we know extremities will get frostbite.

Then we will feel dismay, and things won't be all right.

Freezing our hands and feet off is another way

to say boots and mittens won't do.

Freezing our crazy heads off is the thing we say

on a cruel and icy winter day.

That's the dire warning that we give to you

'cause the chill's no holiday.

Here we know the firewood had better light.

If power goes away we will be dead by night.

Freezing our crazy heads off is another way

to say twenty blankets won't do.

Freezing our little toes off is the thing we say

on a cold, depressing winter day.

That's the exclamation that we boo hoo hoo

in a place that's dark and gray.

Here we know the weather will be such a fright.

The cars won't start by day. The pipes will burst at night.

Freezing our little toes off is another way

to say that wool socks -

that's really, really thick wool socks -

to say that wool socks won't do.

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If you won't be sharing this with small children, you can replace

"Freezing our little toes off"

with

"Freezing our nuts and butts off." :)

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Tired of listening to the same Christmas songs on the radio? Try to write a new one!
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Danceinsilence in Music and Rap
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My So-So Version of “Here Comes Santa Claus”

Here comes mother-in-law,

here comes mother-in-law,

storming down my main street.

She’s got a look on her face,

that says someone’s gonna get beat,

so, I better lock my doors

turn out the lights,

and pretend that I’m not home,

and say my prayers

that mother-in-law doesn’t stop here tonight.

I hear mother-in-law,

I hear mother-in-law,

breathing on my front door,

her hands are filled with a hammer and nails,

and my life’s about to not be the same.

What did I ever do to deserve her into my life?

Guess that’s what happens when the woman I love

has a mother who taught Grinch all the tricks.

Oh what a horrible sight she is,

hurry up, get home honey, I’m about to be fried!

__________

The original by Gene Autry

https://youtu.be/XK60Cwwp_EI

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Tired of listening to the same Christmas songs on the radio? Try to write a new one!
For any songwriters out there, or anyone that wants to be songwriters. Try to write a brand new Christmas song. If you want to, write a parody of a classic Christmas song.
rurban in Music and Rap
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A Realistic 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Something made by child labor in a third world country

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

-Pause here to wonder what idiot would by gifts for each of the 12 days of Christmas-

Five Funion rings

-Pause whoever it was they were probably murdered by the songs first singers-

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Six worthless junk found at Walmart kind of things

-Pause here to question whose F*&%ing idea it was to write this song-

Five Funion rings

-Pause after deciding the writer of this song was a sadistic piece of s*%$

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Seven pairs of inappropriately styled underwear.

Six worthless junk found at Walmart kind of things

-Pause here to breathe in-

Five Funion rings

-Pause you’ve successfully resupplied your brain with oxygen-

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

After eight days I’m too sick of this holiday by now to really care.

Seven pairs of inappropriately styled underwear.

Six reasons for me to hate holiday related gatherings

-Pause here to contemplate painless method to end the suffering caused by this song-

Five Funion rings

-Pause here to realize this song is just one of many causes of suffering in your life-

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the nineth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Nine drunken Christmas party guests a’puking

After eight days I’m too sick of this holiday by now to really care.

Seven pairs of inappropriately styled underwear.

Six reasons for me to hate holiday related gatherings

-Pause here to realize the people on Prose probably won’t read this far-

Five Funion rings

-Pause here. F*&% it. Mamma didn’t raise a quiter-

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Ten descriptions of new religions not involving Christmas I’ll be considering

Nine drunken Christmas party guests a’puking

After eight days I’m too sick of this holiday by now to really care.

Seven pairs of inappropriately styled underwear.

Six reasons for me to hate holiday related gatherings

-Pause here to realize this song parody is stupid-

Five Funion rings

-Pause here. Of course it’s stupid. Look whose writing it.-

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Eleven gift cards soon to be lost

Ten descriptions of new religions not involving Christmas I’ll be considering

Nine drunken Christmas party guests a’puking

After eight days I’m too sick of this holiday by now to really care.

Seven pairs of inappropriately styled underwear.

Six reasons for me to hate holiday related gatherings

-Pause here to realize that Pagans original idea of the season is better-

Five Funion rings

-Pause here. Yep Pagans. Dance naked around a tree, sacrifice a goat. Good times except for the goat-

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Twelve avoided conversations about the holiday shopping cost

Eleven gift cards soon to be lost

Ten descriptions of new religions not involving Christmas I’ll be considering

Nine drunken Christmas party guests a’puking

After eight days I’m too sick of this holiday by now to really care.

Seven pairs of inappropriately styled underwear.

Six reasons for me to hate holiday related gatherings

-Pause here to say Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukka, Blessed Kwanza, etc-

Five Funion rings

-Pause here. And a happy New Year!

Four in-laws I hope not staying.

Three credit card bills I’ll be paying

Two gifts labeled, “As seen on TV.”

And something made by child labor in a third word country.

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WhiteWolfe32

It’s Christmas time again

So tell me why I don’t

Want to spend another year with them.

I don’t wanna go to church in a frilly ass dress,

But if I don’t my relatives will have a press conference,

Discussing my problems and my future and my well being and I want it all to...

STOP!

Merry Christmas!

I open the door for

Six more

Little kids waiting to

Suffocate me.

Happy holidays, dearest family!

Although I’d rather be

Alone, away from your

Suffocating fake caring

Just

Leave

Me

Be...

Please!

It’s Christmas time again,

And I’m done with pretend.

I’m going to take a stand...

I’m going to take a stand...

“Hi Mom? How was your week? Oh, that’s wonderful! Come in, come in!”

Or not.

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Tee_Hi in Music and Rap
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Holla’ for the Holidayz

HOOK

Holla’ for the Holidayz,

celebrate all kinds’o ways;

big ways, small ways,

even sideways.

Holla’ for the holidayz,

Holla’ for the holidayz!

VERSE I

Holla’ for the holidayz, time to rejoice,

so gather ‘round ya’ girlz and gather ‘round ya’ boyz,

as the music climbs to a peak, lift up your voice;

ya’ know the music’s bangin’,

so ya’ got no choice.

Holla’ for the holidayz, let’s celebrate;

shit is poppin’ now, so don’t you be late

and if you’re feelin’ hungry, grab yourself a plate,

then when it’s time for dessert, nibble on your date.

HOOK

VERSE II

Holla’ for the holidayz, gather all around

while we dance this mutha’ into the ground.

If you’re a joker, now’s your time to clown

and maybe do something you’ll never live down.

Holla’ for the holidayz, everyone’s welcome,

whether you’re an associate or a closer chum.

Everybody can join in, whether you hum,

blow a mean sax or even pound a drum.

~ INSTRUMENTAL SOLOS ~

BRIDGE

Holla’ for the holidayz;

say “holla’, holla’”

(holla’, holla’)!

Holla’ for the holidayz;

say “holla’, holla’”

(holla’, holla’)!

Holla’ for the holidayz

(holla’, holla’)!

Now let’s all give

$istah a dolla’!

*cricket sounds*

HOOK

VERSE III

Holla’ for the holidayz, late into the night;

when the clock strikes one, no need for flight;

there’ no work tomorrow, so it’s alright,

just grab your partner and hold on tight.

Holla’ for the holidayz, loud and long.

in this joint is where you and yours belong;

the eats are good and the drinks are strong.

so listen to $istah and you can’t go wrong!

HOOK

BRIDGE

© 2017, $istah Hi~ProsE

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For any songwriters out there, or anyone that wants to be songwriters. Try to write a brand new Christmas song. If you want to, write a parody of a classic Christmas song.
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TaiSensei in Music and Rap
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Simple Present

This christmas song,

I write for you,

I'll sing it loud and clear

I fill its lines with love

and treasures

collected through the year.

Go on wrap your gifts

your presents too

The boxes with their bows

As we sit around the fireplace

cradling our toes.

Eeeven if its cold out there

Christmas light's got warmth to spare

So grab your family or someone new

and spread that cheer,

maybe those candles too

Then all you need's

Hot cho-co-late

with peppermint

stirred by a candy cane.

If not,

how 'bout that mistle toe

and a glass of champagne

Sing it loud- this christmas carol-

this christmas song I wrote for you.

All I ask this christmas is that you love me like you do

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SaneWriter in Music and Rap
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Saviour of the World

In the stillness of the night I gaze upon Your face

I am amazed by the wonder I behold

For in Your eyes I see the Glory of the King

Your cloak of majesty to simple swaddling clothes

And I hear angels sing

They cried Holy, to the King of Glory

Holy to the Righteous One

Holy for You alone are worthy

Jesus, Saviour of the world

Your innocence and helplessness astound me

I’m overwhelmed at this precious gift I hold

For I know that I still hold You here in my arms

I know that one day You will hold the world in Yours

And I hear angels sing

Your innocence and helplessness astound me

I’m overwhelmed at this precious gift I hold

For I know that I still hold You here in my arms

I know that one day You will hold the world in Yours

And I hear angels

They cried Holy, to the King of Glory

Holy to the Righteous One

Holy for You alone are worthy

Jesus, Saviour of the world

I cried Holy, to the King of Glory

Holy to the Righteous One

Holy for You alone are worthy

Jesus, Saviour of the world

I cried Holy, to the King of Glory

Holy to the Righteous One

Holy for You alone are worthy

Jesus, Saviour of the world

By Hillsong - Savior Of The World

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Stori in Music and Rap
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Ravers Christmas Carol

Eat some caps of X or Molly!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Tis the season to trip balls-ies!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Dawn we now our Rave apparel

Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha ha ha!

This; a Ravers Christmas

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karshu in Music and Rap
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Ho Ho Ho

the sleigh’s right underneath me

i can't control it, theres snow too much

you are sitting beside me, with red lipgloss

your pompom is yellow and your hair tied up

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

we bump on snowmans, scattered all over the place

your laughter is like pouring rain, like sweet melody

if given a chance to give away my million dollars

i would always trade it to have this moment with you

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

this moment is pure joy, xmas is around the corner

i just want to tell you how much i adore you

you are pure honey, like a butterfly, rare, gorgeous

iam in your debt, i dont want profit, i only want you, oh!

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

you are soft like satin, your skin is like magic

you are oblivious to my charm, you only want my kisses

you are like a xmas angel, always kind and warmhearted

i want to treasure you, like you belong to me, forever and ever!

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

this year i want to hold off my pending work

work does not matter when i have found you

i have not found only a treasure, but i have found a miracle

you bring goodness and ability, the ability to forgive myself!

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

we roll onto the snow and i look deeply into your eyes

they are soft blue and remind me of a lake, oh, oh, oh,

so vast and with a depth, i can only fathom that you exist

i want to exist for the first time in my life, i was hiding so far!

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

let's roll some more, lets kiss some more, lets hug some more

i know that you care about me, you care about my feelings

i love you in abundant, and you are like a candle flame

burning so low but your warmth is touching my soul, oh, oh!

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

even santa will be proud that i have you, my happiness

i will raise my kids with you, together we will mingle

let's get up right now, i just want to take you on top

the mountian peak is our final destination, our hope

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you

i shall remember this very moment, i see the chapel

i wish i can see you in your wedding dress, white as this snow

and i wish to lift up your veil, look deep into your eyes

and take a vow that this xmas you are my own xmas present

Ho Ho Ho, you are my jingle bell, my spirit

Ho Ho Ho, you are my heart, my heartbeat

Ho Ho Ho, you bring smile to my face

Ho Ho Ho, iam so grateful to have you!!!

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