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Write a parody of a classic christmas carol.
Ended December 25, 2016 • 5 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Write a parody of a classic christmas carol.
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Harry_Situation in Comedy

Joy to the World (Lovecraft Version)

Joy to the world! Cthulhu has come;

Let earth be drowned in gloom;

Let every soul serve his great rule,

And suffer in everlasting doom

And suffer in everlasting doom 

And suffer, and suffer, in everlasting doom

Joy to the world! The Deep Ones will rise;

They march where nations fell;

Our homes and lands will entomb our graves,

And trapped in a watery hell

And trapped in a watery hell

And trapped, and trapped, in a watery hell

Come from the skies! Our lord Yog-Sothoth;

The cosmics bestowed your galore;

He guards our realm from the holy gates,

A world of relentless horror

A world of relentless horror

A world, a world, of relentless horror

Lost to the world the dead city R'lyeh;

Where Cthulhu rests in deep;

When the hour comes he'll awaken,

And hear his deathly weep

And hear his deathly weep

And hear, and hear, his deathly weep

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Write a parody of a classic christmas carol.
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landru in Comedy

A Hogwarts Wonderland

School bells ring

Are you listening

On the tower

Snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

Gone away, is the kestral

Here to stay, is the thestral

He sings a death song,

As we go along

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

In the forest we can build a snowman

And pretend that he is Dumbledore

He'll say are you sorted

We'll say no man

But you can do the job

When you're in town

Later on

We'll mix potion

As we dream by the cauldron

To face unafraid

The plans that we've made

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

School bells ring

Are you listening

On the tower

Snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

Gone away, is the kestral

Here to stay, is the thestral

He sings a death song,

As we go along

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

In the forest we can build a snowman

And pretend that he's a Grindylow

We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman

Until the herd of centaurs knocks him down

When it snows

Ain't it thrilling

Though dementors give a chilling

We'll frolic and play, the magical way

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland

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Write a parody of a classic christmas carol.
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CallMeFuzzy in Comedy

Jingle Bells and Bloody Hell

Running through debris

Early Christmas day

There's no time for wrapping gifts, the mission's underway

The walls are turning red

All my friends are dead

You can shoot the big one and try not to lose your head, hey!

Bloody hell, bloody hell, screaming all the way

Lock and load in tactic mode, I don't wanna die today.

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Write a parody of a classic christmas carol.
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Twelve Days of Christmas Movies

On the first day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

the last Turbo-man doll.

On the second day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

two stupid thieves and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the third day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the forth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

ten mall Santas, nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

eleven cookies in the VCR, ten mall Santas, nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,

twelve sharp knives, eleven cookies in the VCR, ten mall Santas, nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.