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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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In less than 100 words, explain why you love to write.
Self-explanatory.
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PatrickStar in Words

Why I Like To Write

JK. I don’t. Doo dooly doo doodley do da do da doodley do dod do do do.

Challenge
Write like no one is reading
So everyone's heard of dance like no one is watching, same thing but with writing. You'll have to really pretend because everyone will read it. That's the challenge, write so free, so true, like no one will ever see it. Poetry, prose, or confessions..whatever you feel is what you should do.
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PatrickStar in Poetry & Free Verse

Dodoododd

Who you calling pinhead?! Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, this is Patrick! FIRMLY GRASP IT!!

Challenge
"New-Agey" poetry
The main complaint people have about modern poetry is that it's hard to understand, but that's what I love about it! I challenge you to write something thought-provoking and as cryptic as possible- something that makes the reader shake their head in wonder. Don't forget to tag me @Dream !
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PatrickStar in Poetry & Free Verse

Hard To Understand Poetry

Love is ye cage. Terror is thy how cage. Romeo oh romeo. Ahhh! Poetry is ye cage.

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I think I'm a superhero because... What's the most hilarious/unorthodox reason you can think of that you might be a superhero?
Don't forget to tag me!
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PatrickStar in Comedy

I Am SuperMary

My name is Mary. I am a superhero with meta-human abilities. It all started last month when on my way to school, I started seeing dead lizards everywhere. Some green, some white, some brown, some small. My friend Jesse’s lizard, Ron, died. Later that week, I saw him in a bush. He was calling me. Telling me he missed Jesse. But when I told Jesse about my meta human experience, instead of being greatful, he told me I need to see a therapist. I shouted that the only person who could help me was Robert Downey JR! But he was too busy helping Spiderman! With my newfound abilitie, I hope to fight crime, or get a TLC show about me.

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Real once upon a time
Write about something you thought\believed was real when you were a child and not now. Could be anything, make sure to include what that something \ someone ment to you. Poetry or prose, please tag me so I can read what you wrote:)
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PatrickStar

The World In Black And White

Once upon a time, the world was all in black and white. Even the TVs were black and white! Then one day, god made color. The end.

Challenge
Social media.
What are your thoughts on social media? Love it or hate it?
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PatrickStar in Journal

Arguable.

While social media can be a wonderful coven of oppurtunities for teens to reach fame, social media posts from when you were a sophmore in high school can come back to haunt you when you mail your resume for a job.

There are plenty of reasons to NOT use social media, and here they are. There are plenty of stalkers out there, pretending to be 14, like you, when really, they are middle aged stalkers sitting behind a computer screen. When you post something, it stays there forever. You may think Snapchats go away after the first time you see it, but really, those can be traced and used against you in the years to come. I don’t know about you, but I prefer heart to heart discussions in real life to hashtags with strangers. Social media isn’t for everyone, and those are the reasons it isn’t for me.