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This is a joint experiment from Beccawaits and I. Please give us your top 3 answers for each. The winner is anyone who can make us blow milk through our noses. 1- 3 reasons your cat may be a CIA agent. 2- 3 reasons the aliens left without bothering. 3- Why the FDA actually approves of alcohol/ nicotine? 4- 3 excuses to call out of work so you can go fishing. 5- Wait… what is that hiding in the corner? (Am hoping this formats correctly as I hit “post”)
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The Joint Experiment List:

Firstly- three reasons why the cat may be CIA...?

• Hiss! ... she's got the Socialist in anti-social down

• Meww ... that's no ordinary microchipped hairball

• Shhh ... obviously she's a sleeper cell in the drawer

Second- why aliens left w/o bothering...?

• they tried knocking... but we had no sense of humor

• learned our language, regretted we're deaf and dumb

• they really missed non-gmo food

Thirdly- Why the FDA approves alcohol/nicotine use?

• if we don't consume it all, they will

Fourth- three excuses to call out of work to go fishing

• I've been hacking all night, I need a personal day

• ugh... I swallowed some bait...

• no, really, I got a casting call.

Five- what is that hiding in the corner...

• where what? there are still people out there who believe the earth is flat?!

11.15.2023

Lists challenge @Beccawaits @Huckleberry_Hoo

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