How to Breathe

Alright, guys! Today you will follow a step-by-step tutorial on how to breathe! (Yes, around 86.2% of the world population does not know this very important skill. Isn't that sad?)

To start, you must be in a place with air (this may be hard so take your time).

Once you are done with the first step, grab a chair and sit down.

The second step will be hard, so brace yourselves. Open up your nostrils really wide to allow air to go through. Then expand your lungs, and suck up all the air through your nostrils.

The last step is to release the air. There are two ways you could do this.

1. You can sneeze.

Or 2. You can learn to exhale.

To exhale, you must push all the air out of your lungs. There are two exit points: the nose and the mouth. Just a warning, if you choose to exhale out the mouth, the outcome may be an exaggerated sigh.

So that's all! Keep this news article in your pocket in case you forget how to breathe (who knows, I may have just saved your life.)