How to be Ignorant

waiting for the other person to stop talking so you can talk about yourself (bonus points for how boring you can make it). examples include but are not limited to: “I had a dream last night about that actually” “You wouldn’t believe it but I overcooked broccoli!” or a fan favorite “let me show you a picture…”

go to Whole Foods. just go. watch the vegans buy 1) grains out of a barrel 2) seeds out of more barrels 3) coconut oil based cookies 4) gluten free chocolate 5) chicken broth in to-go juice boxes (can’t make it up!)

watch the news. correction: watch Fox News. someone claims 9/11 was fabricated and believe it! someone blames the liberals for poverty, believe them! some country is stealing our jobs (hint: they speak Spanish) believe it!

this was really fun, thanks for the challenge :)