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It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
Queeronabike in Comedy

21st Century Nursery Rhyme

An unopened pack of Play-Doh,

A boxed Tickle-Me Elmo,

A forgotten ball and jacks,

A child watching YouTube hacks,

Down the street, summer wind blows,

Silent as the winter snows.

No children play outside.

In their tablets, they all hide.