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It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
Ended April 17, 2021 • 14 Entries • Created by Danceinsilence
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It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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Sanjana_S in Comedy

Mr. Bigbelly

Just met someone silly,

With a large tummy

Down the Absurd Alley,

Known as Mr. Bigbelly!

Of course, he is funny,

With a belly like a jelly

And a stout wife Molly,

Whose mind is full of folly!

Though he is forty,

People call him farty

He is the real Humpty Dumpty,

Living life like a party

If you sense something smelly,

In this Absurd Alley,

Trust me, it is definitely,

Our old Mr. Bigbelly

Children say he is naughty,

But who loves to meet him? Not me!

So better make your minds jolly,

And stay out of the Absurd Alley!

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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Danceinsilence in Comedy

Not The Way You Remember Them

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack jumped over the candlestick.

He slipped on a banana peel,

knocking himself out.

There was an old lady

who lived in a shoe.

Her breath smelled like feet.

Mary had a little lamb.

That was a surprise to her parents.

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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Raksti in Comedy

Mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb

It grew into a sheep

So Mary ate it with jam

She had a disturbed sleep

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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Roses311Sublime in Comedy

Jack and Jill of Legal Age

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to buy a case of beer.

Sadly they forgot their ID's.

No drinks for them I fear!

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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EvelynDawn in Comedy

Alice’s Real Identity- Repost

The Queen of Hearts

she always thwarts,

Just like this summer’s day;

The Knave of hearts,

he plays his parts,

but is just tactless prey.

The King of Hearts,

for all his smarts,

the signs he does ignore;

when he departs

all of his darts

go to the Knave once more.

The Princess Heart

does not impart

that all these crimes are hers;

With crafty plots

she thinks are arts

who’d think Alice was theirs?

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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1912writer in Comedy

Poor Mary...

Mary had a little car

Little car, little car

Mary had a little car

And the car ran over her.

Mary had a little wolf

Little wolf, little wolf

Mary had a little wolf

And the wolf just ate her up.

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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Do you know the Shadow Man?
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Mnezz
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Do you know the Shadow Man?
Chapter 55 of 67
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Mnezz

Shadow Man Verse

First Verse~

Oh, do you know the Shadow Man, The Shadow Man, the Shadow Man.

Oh, do you know the Shadow Man, That lives on nightmare lane?

Second Verse:

Oh, yes, I know the Shadow Man,

The Shadow Man, the Shadow Man.

Oh, yes, I know the Shadow Man,

That lives on nightmare lane.

25.03.2021~Torsdag

#ShadowManVerse (c)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=282p7Y1R3q0

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
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DebraSue in Comedy

The Wall

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty wasn't that tall

All of his trousers and all of his sets

Could only fit him and his little omlettes

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
ATMegalo in Comedy

Pareidolia

When I was a child, a boy lived in the walls.

While Mother went shopping, we’d play with my dolls.

Then one day she saw him and fainted.

Father had the all walls painted,

But sometimes I still hear his squalls.

Challenge
It's time for another fun challenge, Creating New Nursery Rhymes. See the description.
This time, give a nursery rhyme a completely different spin. Try to keep it short or at least within the words allowed. Best one wins the Crazy Nursery Rhyme Award. So get original, get creative. To get an idea, I have done three for you to check out. Have fun with this!! But I have to add that you must tag me as @Danceinsilence in the comment box. Not doing so will disqualify your work.(Leave the profanity at the door. And nothing overtly sexual.)
batmaninwuhan in Comedy

there was an old lady,

who swallowed a fly,

why, oh why, she swallowed a fly?

perhaps she suffered from a compulsary eating disorder, or schyzophrenic dimentia,

oh, and for sure we’ll all die.

this old man,

he played one,

he played knickknack on my thumb,

with a knicknack padieack,

call 911, if you please,

this old man is touching kids..

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