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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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Pickup Comeback

Q: "Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

A: "Actually I’m related to Arnold Schwartzeneggar. Hasta la vista, baby."