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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
Ended February 22, 2021 • 19 Entries • Created by RayOfSunlight
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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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RayOfSunlight

Best Comeback Ever (maybe)

Pickup-line: Are you bluetooth, cause I'm really feeling a connection.

Comeback: Are you Wifi, cause I got no signal.

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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SunflowersWorld

Nope

"Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"

"No, because my angel girlfriend was carrying me down."

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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REllyn

Where have you been ... ?

a) Well, hel-lo! And just where have you been all my life?

b) Well, judging by the looks of you, I must've been in my cradle!

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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WhiteWolfe32

Carpenter

Q: Hey girl, want to play Carpenter? First we get hammered, then I nail you.

A: You don’t have enough wood.

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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SharondaBriggs

Dang

Hey baby,

Your beauty and my style make the perfect person.

Comeback:

Your face and the ground make the perfect shoes.

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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OkamixSeele

Pickup Line Comeback

“Hey, love, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“No, it stung when I climbed my way out of hell.”

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
LadyRandomizer

Did it Hurt?

"Hey, babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Yep. Thanks for pushing me."

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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GerardDiLeo

ZZZZZ

Come-on: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

Answer: "Yes, it was in your dreams. Wake me up when you leave."

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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Harry_Situation

Pickup Comeback

Q: "Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!"

A: "Actually I’m related to Arnold Schwartzeneggar. Hasta la vista, baby."

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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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MariAntoinette

pick up lines

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Yes, but you Luke a little young for me.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

Too bad I’m more like a shirt; I work best alone.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

No, I own a waterpark in Cali because I’m Knott.

Lol I tried... (^ u ^)

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