Smokey the Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog Challenge
Now I know what you're thinking, Smokey the Bear has been in the woods fending for himself all his life, he knows how to keep himself alive. BUT, McGruff has seen some shit. Imagine watching a cat-nip addict spinning in circles on the floor, while his two buddies scratch each other to death for the last bit. Imagine walking in on an underground fight club and seeing massive pit bulls and doberman and having to fight your way in, AND out. Smokey is old and has been living with the rangers for years, he couldn't handle this police trained dog, who grew up as a street dog. McGruff would MURDER Smokey, and set his body on fire just for the irony, he's crazy like that. Thats what happens when you have to clean up a squeaky toy deal gone wrong, or having to deal with gang violence, and a shootout with blue noses and red noses.