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Smokey the Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog. Place your bets, make your predictions, which PSA mascot would win a Death Battle?
Ended September 27, 2017 • 4 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Smokey the Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog. Place your bets, make your predictions, which PSA mascot would win a Death Battle?
Jdot123 in Comedy
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Smokey the Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog Challenge

Now I know what you're thinking, Smokey the Bear has been in the woods fending for himself all his life, he knows how to keep himself alive. BUT, McGruff has seen some shit. Imagine watching a cat-nip addict spinning in circles on the floor, while his two buddies scratch each other to death for the last bit. Imagine walking in on an underground fight club and seeing massive pit bulls and doberman and having to fight your way in, AND out. Smokey is old and has been living with the rangers for years, he couldn't handle this police trained dog, who grew up as a street dog. McGruff would MURDER Smokey, and set his body on fire just for the irony, he's crazy like that. Thats what happens when you have to clean up a squeaky toy deal gone wrong, or having to deal with gang violence, and a shootout with blue noses and red noses. 

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Smokey the Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog. Place your bets, make your predictions, which PSA mascot would win a Death Battle?
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MagentaMage in Comedy
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Country Bear vs City Dog.

The bear has a shovel to put out forest fires.

The dog has a gun to shoot criminals.

The bear brought a shovel to a gun fight.

Case closed.

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Smokey the Bear VS McGruff the Crime Dog. Place your bets, make your predictions, which PSA mascot would win a Death Battle?
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spike1 in Comedy
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Neither hold any significance to me...

So how about Charlie the cat...

Versus...

Tufty the squirrel?

Only people in britain above a certain age will get these references....

Or

The Green Cross Man

vs

The spirit of dark and lonely waters? (shudder)

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