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Write a sarcastic poem about first world problems.
Ended November 6, 2014 • 5 Entries • Created by Lsu11
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Write a sarcastic poem about first world problems.
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Lsu11

OMG life sucks!

Woke up to text

10:00am

on a Saturday

REALLY!

It's Saturday

Hasn't my mom heard of sleeping in?

Couldn't go back to bed

My favorite pair of pants

You know

The ones that make my butt look cute

My roommate borrowed to go out last night

Without asking

What the hell am I supposed to wear today?

These other ones?

As if

I couldn't find my lipstick

Might as well not wear any makeup now

And my hair

Forget about that wild mess

Finally made it to Starbucks

Chai tea latte

Of course

The stupid little barista did not use soy milk

I know it

I could taste it

Gross!

I had a parking ticket

So what if it is not a parking space

It was only a couple minutes

Cut me some slack

Do you see the shoes I am wearing?

Try walking a block in these

Then my boyfriend calls

And is all like

Hey wanna do something

As if

He didn't even remember yesterday was our two month anniversary

Geez

What a looser

My life sucks!

First world problems

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Write a sarcastic poem about first world problems.
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StellarBee

Patrick stole my teddy bear

And laughed at me

'Cause he can

But I love Ronny McDrat

And I found some way

To make him give it back

I put on a sheet

And cut out some eyes

Then I walked up to his room

To give him a surprise

Well, I worked!

I got back my teddy bear. Gee!

But now Mama is yelling

Because of her sheets

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Write a sarcastic poem about first world problems.
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SK__

The Fangirl

The world has come apart

with war and disease.

There are people with no

homes or things to eat.

I could read up on

the candidates so

I vote responsibly.

I could volunteer

some time to teach

the uneducated

how to read.

Instead?

I seethe and sizzle

with suspense

for Sunday night.

Unlikely as it is,

I'll be so pissed

if Daryl and Beth

don't meet again

on The Walking Dead.

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Write a sarcastic poem about first world problems.
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melanierose

Starbucks

Only few people are familiar with this feeling

It's a misfortune for us and sometimes it's like a curse

Others won't realize I'm not as fortunate as they are.

They don't know the feeling of being let down constantly.

It's more than enough

These are the times where it's tough

Trust me I know

Starbucks isn't even open 24/7

I stand,

dehydrated,

outside the Starbucks door

Staring at the store hours

How selfish and corrupt

Why should I have to make my own coffee?

I may never be in peace if I have to wake up and use my own hands to do something that I want

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Write a sarcastic poem about first world problems.
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Eli_quent

Sarcasm

Everyone has 'em