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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
Ended July 29, 2021 • 22 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
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Huckleberry_Hoo
43 reads

Bat

Dark as deepest night

Tipsy in the moonshine light

Vampish devils dance

Guess this will take care of a fairy. Ha!

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
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The Struggle In Us All
Chapter 448 of 500
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WhiteWolfe32

Free

we must free fairies

from the prison of this life.

so let them all die.

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
Aid
57 reads

Tooth-Fairy’s Reckoning

Fairy stole my tooth

I am looking for revenge

Tooth-fairy will pay...

15 word limit won't stop me...

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
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Danceinsilence
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Got So Confused About A Coo I Had To Come Back And Put In A Title about My Hi Coo!

What is a hi coo?

I never had no hi coo.

Oh, “Hi coo, you good?”

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
Quring
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Definitely not a haiku

Man, I hate haikus.

Trapped in five, seven, and five.

I'm better than that.

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
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Raksti
49 reads

Funeral of a fairy

A good fairy dies

Without me knowing her pain

A slow and sad death

***

I’d like to begin by thanking everyone for coming to celebrate the fairy’s life.  This fairy was the only fairy I’ve ever known. Although never met.

She was the only child of a fairy and a fairy.

The world is a sadder place without this fairy in our lives. But the fairy touched each of us and left us with memories we will cherish forever. Thank you.

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
themiddlepages
42 reads

This Is Not A Haiku

Not a haiku, this

Five, seven, five, syllables--

A fairy died. Oops!

. . .

Well, I tried.

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
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Roses311Sublime
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Feeling Fairly Bad About Finishing Off A Fairy By Haiku

Haiku ended you.

I am so sorry fairy.

I'm despicable.

- Dedicated to the fairy that gave their life for this piece, I will remember you always.

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
batmaninwuhan
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4 haikus (yes, 4!), and a problem with the editing...

See this hook i’ve got?

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walk the plank, blast ye

for disobeying MY rules,

the sharks, circling.

Overkill, but justified.

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flayed, flogged, butcherd , hung,

drawn and quartered,stoned, boiled alive,

is what i deserve.

aa

An awful sham

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I'll be a good boy,

please don't be 'upset' with me,

drive me home when done.

be a good boy, be a good boy,

is what i deserve. be a good boy, be a good boy,

be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy,

An awful sham, this. be a good boy, be a good boy, a good boy,

-----++++++++++ be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy,

-----+++++++++++++ be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy,

dont be ‘upset’ with me, please,

drive me home when done.

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Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
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MariAntoinette
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mOrE!

A few fairies here

And even more over there

...might need more haikus

14words 15words haha

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