Altogether as a coparenting unit.

8: announces she’s student of the month.

New wife: announces she’s excited to get a yard sign.

8: states ”my yard sign will go to my moms house”

8 turns, looks at me, and hisses: “you have more custody then dad”

Me: died laughing. But says “we have the same amount, 50/50”

8: “60/40. I grew inside you”

Ex: stares in bewildered

8: I should get to decide where my yard sign goes.

no one knows where the sign is going. But yay for student of the month And kid custodial math.