oh, the sham, the agony of unconnected topics!! will they line up, and produce something coherent? or would the randii, as always, fall upon us; unprepared, uncaring unappealing, and unworthy?! let history judge what should be done with these foul items!! choose all, some, one or none of these topics and compose anything you want with them. and the topics are: 1) Tyrian purple, and the abuse of mullusks. 2) preferred methods of opening public bathroom doors, in the age of uncertainty. 3) the contents of Edwin. A. Abbot's pockets. 4) appeasment strategy, and other volacno managment methods. 5) what happens to lego bricks when they die. 6) grooming tips, offered by Karl Marx. 7) peanut butter, and the maintanance of amphibious vehicles. 8) astrolabes and other crucial cooking utensils. 9) ugly dogs as a valentine's day gift. 10) evolutionary convergence and neo-conservativism. 11) rod stewart's greatest hits. 12) tough breaks in the school of love. 13) keep out of my body bag!! 14) thick skulled thinkers and the assailing of asymptotes. 15) things you should always have in your monster truck . 16) a foodie's guide to medival artillery practices. 17) mosquito nyphs, growing in discarded tires. 18) erasable walls vs. permanent markers. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+&+&+ good luck and may the schwartz be with.

How to face modern society

Modern society is one of the most confusing periods in history, and we are all living through it. Over-flowed with varying types of people with different beliefs, looks, feelings, and reactions; it is nearly impossible to understand society today. You never truly know each individual, even if you have known them lifelong.

Living in an age of uncertainty, we hope and pray that people will be hygienic in public; even at home. In various cases, this is not reality. Many people choose not to wash their hands while haggling with food, and even more disgustingly; after taking a trip to the toilet. This is sickening and a solution is necessary to “clean up” the population. While developing a solution, we need to find a way to deal with these unclean citizens. One way of this could be by carrying gloves around everywhere. We can also grab napkins or paper towels to battle the danger of opening public bathroom doors. To be extra safe, people can wear gloves whilst gripping a napkin; covering the napkin with a paper towel. The dangers of opening disgusting public bathroom doors can be lessened by executing this. These three items; along with numerous additional items should be essentials carried in a monster truck.

As we all know, monster trucks are one of the most riveting vehicles in the world. Many people wish to ride in one before they die. To ride in one, all of these essentials must be carried to enhance your riding experience: A wireless speaker(to blast your music at top volume while enjoying the ride of your life), protein bars, lots of water(to keep passengers full and hydrated so they can extend their time inside the truck), mobile phone(allowing the passengers to show their friends the engrossing vehicle that they are in, encouraging them to hop into the monster truck), and finally; a tire air pump(ensuring a smooth and safe ride)

In an ever-changing society, taking advantage of every opportunity possible is necessary. Whether it be finding a new job, moving to a new state, riding in a crazy monster truck, to staying protected from the surrounding crowd; it is essential to never stop exploring possibilities.