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Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
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SunflowersWorld

Nope

"Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"

"No, because my angel girlfriend was carrying me down."

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WhiteWolfe32 
@SunflowersWorld EYYY YES
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Featherson 
Imaginative!
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Dmoral 
Oof, i could never imagine. XD. imagine being the girlfriend too who hears this
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SunflowersWorld 
@Dmoral oh wow i didn't think of that XD