Challenge



Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
Nope
"Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"
"No, because my angel girlfriend was carrying me down."
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WhiteWolfe32
@SunflowersWorld EYYY YES

Featherson
Imaginative!

Dmoral
Oof, i could never imagine. XD. imagine being the girlfriend too who hears this

SunflowersWorld
@Dmoral oh wow i didn't think of that XD