Challenge
Best Pickup Comeback
You know how there's always that one annoying pickup-line that is repeated a lot? Well, I'd like to read the best comebacks to these pickup-lines. Write the pickup-line first, then come up with some smart comebacks. Make it clean! Funniest one wins.
Where have you been ... ?
a) Well, hel-lo! And just where have you been all my life?
b) Well, judging by the looks of you, I must've been in my cradle!