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I'm lonely. Write something funny!
Anything goes. Prose, poetry, maybe something that happened to you today! Again, anything silly.
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REllyn
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Silliness

I told my husband that I just knew I had written the check to pay the light bill! I had. It was written, sealed in the addressed envelope, and stamped; and still in my purse!

I jumped out to run in at the holding area on set for the t.v. show Nashville. I was borderline late. I would be an extra for the umpteenth time. I evidently hadn't zipped my suit holder bag, for people started hollering at me that I was dropping things! I picked up a shirt here and a hanger there, but hadn't even seen my necklace. A member of the crew found me, held out a necklace he'd found, and asked if it was mine. I sure thanked him!

I was making a cake as a kid when about half an eggshell fell into the batter. I figured I could just crush it up really well with the beaters. (Wrong!) My dad dubbed it "the expectant cake". With every bite, you expected you'd get a bit of eggshell!

I went to a 2 story office building for the first time. I was borderline running late (again, yeah!). The doctor's office I was looking for was on the second floor. An outside door was propped open. So I went in, up the staircase, opened the door at the top, and went in. I was in what I think was an alcove between patient rooms in a different doctor's office. I wandered around until I came to the receptionist area. She, the receptionist, obviously hadn't laid eyes on me before. She looked at me as if she'd seen a ghost! I looked at her the same way, dashed through the waiting room, and left! (I hope you feel less lonely.) ;)

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