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What is the best most sarcastic quote you have ever seen
Please write the most sarcastic, funniest quote you have seen. My favorite will become my profile description
Jessica123
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If one of my jokes offend you. . .

1. I'm sorry

2. It won't happen again

3. 1 and 2 are lies

4. You're a fool

When people tell me that they're spiritual, I'm like,

"DEMONS ARE SPIRITUAL. BE MORE SPECIFIC."

Unless your name is GOOGLE don't pretend like you know everything

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

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