Dam Little Bugar

Did I push a sticky roll

Back inside my sinus hole?!

The slimy gooey green I dread

Sucking back into my head

I tried to get it by the edge

My fingernail just right

To pull it from my nose instead

My nostril was too tight

The little bastard was too quick

Retreated near my brain

You fuckin’ green tard little dick!

You make me go insane!

Worst of all I had this plight

A shitty city long red light

I tried to reach my face a frown

I got my finger pointed down

In the car next to me

Co-workers laughed hysterically

Shoot me now.