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Sorrow is killing me. Make me laugh. Bonus points if I cry. It’s a monarchy
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wordvom in Comedy

“Which race would you eliminate and why?”

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnaceq/if_you_could_eliminate_a_race_within_the_year/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Hopefully this makes you laugh as hard as it did me. Sending love ❤️

A few jokes, for good measure:

What did the pirate say on his birthday? Aye matey!

What did Snow White day when she sat on Pinocchio’s face? LIE TO ME!

Mickeys therapist sits across from him and says,” i understand you’re upset, but i don’t see how Minnie is insane.”

He says, “i didn’t say she was insane, i said she was FUCKING GOOFY!”

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged.

Woody and buzz were extremely confused when they met Andy’s mom’s toys, who also go by Woody and Buzz.