One knock

How do you make children laugh, when

Adults weep and chase 'em around?

Lies and candy and mischievous sounds and

Loads of toilet paper flying around

One knock is all it takes, before

Witches and vampires and politicians beg

Eager to get some treats or fun, or

Eggs will be all over your dear home

Never refuse sweets to any rowdy child

HALLOWEEN is not for the weak of heart