Minutes from a Meeting of Monsters

How do we make them scream this year? (witch starts with a cackle)

All those unsuspecting kids (vampire rubs his hands together eagerly)

Light them on fire! (mummy rewraps his arm carefully)

Lunge at their throats! (werewolf shadow boxes in the corner)

Or... (ghost floats hesitantly)

We can be nice this year

Eat their candy rather than

Eviscerating the poor dears (a short pause, then -)

Nah! (motion denied)