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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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Pages Floating in the Wind [true stories]
Chapter 3 of 5
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Taki

Meanwhile, in the children’s department at the library...

Kid on computer: Look, Mommy, an elephant.

Mom: Oh, I see. What are you supposed to do with him?

Kid: It’s a girl elephant!

Mom: How can you tell?

Kid points indignantly at screen.

Mom: Ah, the eyelashes.

#FunnyQuote

I am 21 years or older.