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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
Ended October 28, 2018 • 34 Entries • Created by HashtagFiction
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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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Clarity in Comedy

LOL

My therapist told me that a great way to get rid of my anger is to write letters to people I hate and then burn them. I did that and now I don’t know what to do with all these letters.

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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chainedinshadow in Comedy

You can’t face your problems if your problem is your face.

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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Love2Write in Comedy

Funny Short Quote

You really got to hand it to short people, because usually we can’t reach it anyway.

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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AJAY9979 in Comedy

Billy Connolly the Genius

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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animbella2 in Comedy

chips

" All my life I thought air was free until I brought a bag of chips"

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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TaiSensei in Comedy

I’ll Never Choose just One! Never!

"If you're sad about being alone on valentine's day, just remember... Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either." - From Bungou Stray Dogs

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"Go to hell"

"I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days." - Undertale

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*gawking at sister "...Mom, you wasted a perfectly good birth on this!" - That's so Raven

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"The toilet paper God has forsaken this place." - Gintama

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"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough." - ???

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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Fortbruce in Comedy

Caution in Kilts!

“Be careful if you wear a Sgian-dubh, or dirk dressed as a Scotsman, you could get “kilt” or poke out an “aye!””

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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Moliverio7 in Comedy

Petty things

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet sweaty things.

I now have to ramble to meet the minimum words.

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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Pages Floating in the Wind [true stories]
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Taki

Meanwhile, in the children’s department at the library...

Kid on computer: Look, Mommy, an elephant.

Mom: Oh, I see. What are you supposed to do with him?

Kid: It’s a girl elephant!

Mom: How can you tell?

Kid points indignantly at screen.

Mom: Ah, the eyelashes.

#FunnyQuote

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Find me the most hilarious short quote you think you've ever seen.
If u can't reach the fifteen word minimum, just do some rambling down at the bottom, no one will judge...
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WhiteWolfe32 in Comedy

Well shit.

When everything turns to shit, make compost and grow a fucking garden.

Well, that’s not really that funny. So let’s try something else.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.