I’ll Never Choose just One! Never!
"If you're sad about being alone on valentine's day, just remember... Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either." - From Bungou Stray Dogs
"Go to hell"
"I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days." - Undertale
*gawking at sister "...Mom, you wasted a perfectly good birth on this!" - That's so Raven
"The toilet paper God has forsaken this place." - Gintama
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough." - ???