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Beard or no beard?
whether you be male, describing your grooming choices, or female describing your aesthetic preference, what do you prefer? big beard, small beard neatly trimmed, stubble, sideburns, goatee, clean shaven... the options are almost endless! tell me your favorite! and some of you may even go further, and describe why.
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theDerma

Beard

I don't

Want a beard.

I want them to look

and see my true colors.

I want them to see me

As a man.

I want to buy groceries

and be greeted,

"hello, sir"

not

"good evening, ma'am".

I want

to be undeniably male.

If only I had

A discerning male feature.

Fuck.

I might need a beard.