Solicited Advice

When you start yawning go to sleep

Never apologize for flatulence--always make a joke of it.

If you have to take out a line of credit--use it for dental expenses only

If you are going to drink hard liquor drink at a minimum, you do not want to build up a tolerance.

If you are working for the man then Study Up Your Rights on sick pay, disability, and harassment.

Share your lunch.

If you're the driver let the passenger pick the radio station--nothing's more annoying than a pissed off passenger.

No matter what--enjoy the ride!