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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
Ended March 23, 2015 • 17 Entries • Created by 03greedoluver
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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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Yowwa

Best Advice

If you were to ask me for my best advice I would first need to know a few things before I could gift you it.

First I'd need to know your age, which on the face of it doesn't seem so relevant, but if you are under thirty, I'd advise you to save your money. Save as much as you can and don't ever touch it because the time WILL come when you're going to need it (and how).

Secondly I'd need to know your state of health, because if you're sucking on sixty smokes a day then you had better believe that those bad boys are going to catch up with you. Smoking cigarettes is akin to being shot with a very slow bullet.

Thirdly I'd need to make a quick assessment of your medical history, just so I can throw in a few pointers.

So then, taking my three points above into consideration, my best advice is;-

Don't Smoke.....ever.

Save every penny.

Follow your heart.

And finally, just to add a touch of garnish to my lecture, be good to yourself, which in those four words pretty much sums up all the above.

That's it. Be cool, take care out there and live your life as best you can because we're all dead for SUCH a long time.

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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Schrieben_Wulf

Straight from the mouth of our leader.

Don't show your butthole for a dollar.

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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Clburdett

Solicited Advice

When you start yawning go to sleep

Never apologize for flatulence--always make a joke of it.

If you have to take out a line of credit--use it for dental expenses only

If you are going to drink hard liquor drink at a minimum, you do not want to build up a tolerance.

If you are working for the man then Study Up Your Rights on sick pay, disability, and harassment.

Share your lunch.

If you're the driver let the passenger pick the radio station--nothing's more annoying than a pissed off passenger.

No matter what--enjoy the ride!

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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Rev_Frenchie

Demi Said This Too, More Or Less

Do whatever it takes to make you happy. (As long as it doesn't hurt other people.)

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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epfannes

Love

Love the stars in the sky,

Even when they don't shine

Love the moon

Even when it is dark

Love the sun

Even when it makes you blind

Love the snow

Even when your cold and alone

Love those who hate you

Even when they aren't there to save you

Love the hunters

Even when they hunt you

Love those who take from you

Even when they take your heart

Love those who are 10 feet underground

Even when they don't know how to live

Love the institute

Even when it demeans you

Love the birds in the sky

Even when they forget how to fly

Love the fish in the sea

Even when there seems not to be plenty

Love the warm coated animals

Even when they loose their spots

Love the breeze

Even when it chills you to the bone

Love the faces of the sad

Even when tears are on their cheeks

Love the pain

Even when it crushes you

Love your spirit

Even when it had sunk

Love will save you

Even when you can't seem to find someone worth loving

Love is still all around you

Love can save you

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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MichaelHall

Advice

Don't limit your feelings or your dreams. Never accept that defeat is inevitable, and never conform yourself to become accepted.

Be yourself, and don't live a lie.

- Michael Hall

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
MamaT

Everyone is stupid

Regardless of your age or circumstances, laugh at yourself. If you do something stupid, forgive yourself. Stupid is not the end of the world.

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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Deiticlast

Life isn't about what you have, what you do, or who you are. It's about living. Live your life to the fullest, and everything else will fall into place.

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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ImperialFox

Best policy

Be honest

with yourself

with the people around you

If you're honest

It will be hard

you will lose people

that you really care about

but you will find

that the people who are with you

in the end

are with you for the real you

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What is the biggest piece of advice you could give to me right now?
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Amazing_Kendall

Advice

YOLO