Blind Date with Medusa

We met online, had a good chat, and decided to finally meet face to face. What seemed odd was that she requested that I wore a blindfold over my eyes during our date. When people think of a blind date, this isn't what they had in mind. But she insisted so I played along. 

I waited and then she arrived. We shook hands and ordered some wine. We talked for while until our orders came, sharing laughs and stories. I could tell from her voice that she was nervous, which was fine. I was nervous too.

I finally mustered the courage to sneak a peak, lifting the blindfold off of one eye. I got a good look at her while she powdered her nose. I must admit so someone with lime green skin, lemon eyes, and slithering snakes that replaced her hair; she was actually kinda cute. 

Now if only my foot wasn't a cement block.