Challenge
Someone has kidnapped someone you love and they've called your cellphone for a ransom. Little did the kidnappers know that you are the ultimate badass. So in 15-30 words, what is the ultimate threat you give to these kidnappers before you hunt them down and turn them into ground-bitch meat? Unleash your inner Liam Neeson.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you. And I will kill you.
Turn Around
Did you ever wonder what your insides look like? Ha, well, you're about to finally know. Turn around.