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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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saltandink in Comedy

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I whirl, blowing on her with electronic vigor. Yet, despite my hard work, she drips.