Challenge
Gobble! Gobble! The Thanksgiving feast has staged a mutiny! A coup! A revolt! Infuriated green beans! Rebellious cranberry sauce! A murderous turkey! Fun, eh? Another micropoem challenge. Anthropomorphize the heck out of your cute, bountiful offerings! Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Victuals On The Run
I took a peak during prayer and what did I see?
Turkey dancing round with yams and spuds
Green beans prancing with the back door key
Biscuits led the way to escape through gravy floods
Fast out the door and on the run
All before the blessing had been done