Chapter 8: What´s The Joke?

Well we ate breakfast and afterwards I agreed to take Jemima to meet Jack.

As we sat on the bus I looked at her, at how her hair hung sexily around her face, at her pretty green eyes and her thin dark pink lips. She’d changed so much, from an ugly long stringy caterpillar into a delicate butterfly.

It didn’t matter to me anymore that she had a wonky eye, or wore a condom for a coat, she was simply quite beautiful.

When we got to the café Jack did his usual flirting routine, showing off the computers and flattering Jemima as he went along. Jemima knew an awful lot about computers and ended up showing Jack a thing or two. I watched her narrow fingers dart all over the computer keyboard, I watched as she swung her hair back over her slender shoulders, I watched her every movement. After a time she went to the bathroom leaving Jack and myself alone at the table, Jack leaned in and whispered “I bet she’s a virgin, go for it mate”.

I looked at him replying “Nah’ she won’t be interested, she likes you I think”.

“No way, anyway I don’t want her, she´s a ginger” Jack added “It’s you we’ve gotta’ sort out.

She’ll be a screamer I bet, you can tell, it’s always the quiet ones”.

Then Jack got up to serve an elderly woman at the till.

Jemima came back and said “I hope I didn’t miss anything, were you talking about me?”

“No of course we weren’t” I said quickly.

“Oh and why not” Jemima said grinning.

She sat poking her finger into the froth of her cappuccino, then lifting her head slowly she looked at me and quite on purpose, ran her tongue up her finger.

I felt little Elvis wriggle, my face started to burn.

Then came Jacks voice “Don’t do that Jem, fuck poor Kevin will cum in his pants if you do”.

Jemima giggled and shook her hair back sexily, while I sat scowling at Jack “Funny, haha” I said.

For the next 15 minutes they played on the computer, laughing and giggling, I felt like a right idiot sitting there in between Jacks flirting and Jemima’s obvious interest in him.

“Has Kevin told you about his motorbike yet Jem” Jack sniggered.

“No he hasn’t, wow will mummy let him have one?” she replied sarcastically.

I’d forgotten all about my bike, first thing Monday morning I planned to get it. I couldn’t wait, I’d show Jack, he wasn’t the only babe magnet around here.

It was getting late so I decided to visit the loo before leaving for home, I didn’t want to leave Jack and Jemima by themselves but I had to because I needed a crap. I sat wiping my arse and picturing them both laughing about me.

Later we got on the bus together, we didn’t speak and I did not want to.

But unfortunately I’d left my jacket in the café, so I had to ask Jemima to lend me the bus fare home. Every now and then Jemima would look at me and smile in an attempt to start a conversation, but I pretended not to notice and sat looking out of the bus window.

Finally we got home and mother already had tea ready, I sat prodding at my chips thinking how much I’d hated Jack for making a fool of me.

I looked up at Jemima and thought about how stupid she was, a virgin in a plastic condom coat. I sighed inwardly and stuffed a chicken nugget into my mouth, my lust for Jemima had died.

Mum then sat down and said “Jemima has kindly offered to sleep on the blow-up bed tonight Kevin, so you can get some proper rest for college, isn´t that nice of her?”

I smiled and tried to look as if I cared about her polite gesture, but I didn´t really.

At least I´d be in my own room surrounded by my collection of beautiful big titties!

At last I finished my tea and I made my excuses to leave the table, “I’m off to do my essay mother, I will see you in the morning”.

“Oh but Kevin you’ll miss the film it´s Lethal weapon, you know how much you enjoy those” mother said.

“No I don’t want to see it, I’m too busy and any way I’ve seen it” I replied grumpily.

As I was just going into my bedroom Jemima entered the hallway “Kevin I used your computer to email my father, your mum said I could, I hope you don’t mind”.

I didn’t answer and just carried on into my room.

I played around a bit on my computer for a few hours, I wasn´t in the mood for dirty stuff so I just went on some game sites. I felt so bored and felt myself nodding off to sleep so I figured it was time to get into bed.

I don’t know how long it was before I was awoken by someone whispering my name. I turned and to my surprise saw Jemima stood at the side of my bed. Not just any Jemima, but a naked “wearing her condom coat” Jemima.

I blinked and rubbed my eyes, fuck! I was dreaming about her again.

But as I rubbed my eyes the vision did not disappear in fact it began to smile and it spoke again “Kevin, Kevin it’s me Jemima, wake up”.

I sat up bolt upright in my bed banging my head on the top bunk, in a shocked voice I barked “Shit! I know it’s you Jemima what are you doing?”

She leaned closer and said “I want you Kevin, I want you to fuck me”.

I gulped and shook my head, it must have been a dream, I was dreaming that I was dreaming, yes that was it.

But then she reached over and put my table lamp on, she was real, I wasn’t dreaming. “Take me Kevin, I want you” she said in a whispering sexy voice.

I moved to the edge of my bed and looked at her, I could see her white freckled naked flesh through her plastic coat. Her small rounded nipples looked as if they were squashed up against a window and there between her slender sexy legs nestled a flash of red pussy.

I reached and pulled her towards me, slowly I ran my hands over the plastic of her coat, then pulled at it. Some of the press-studs burst open and there in front of me were two extremely plump but small white freckled breasts. I devoured one while I squeezed at the other, slowly I manoeuvred Jemima round and lowered her onto my bed. Next I ripped open the remaining poppers on her see-through coat and peeled it back like a candy wrapper, eagerly I ran a hand down onto her little red fluffy mound.

“Mmmmmm Kevin, Kevin” she breathed as I kissed her and rubbed her pussy, “Fuck me Kevin, do it, you want to, so do it” she said in between each small pleasing moan.

“Not yet, I want it to be special” I said, “I want to taste you first”.

I slid down and kissed her breasts then slowly licked and kissed her stomach, gently I slid my fingers into her pussy and played softly, rubbing and stroking her bud like clit. I tongued it lovingly and slid my tongue inside of her, she was hot and sweet. As she came it felt and tasted like warmed honey dripping onto my tongue.

She did not taste like the other women I had gone down on, Jemima was young, fresh and exquisite.

As I played between her legs Jemima pushed my head deeper and deeper into her, I could feel her thin fingers gripping my head and pulling at my hair. It was then that I knew I couldn’t wait any longer, it was my time, Elvis’s time.

I stood up with my enormous hard on jutting out and thought quick “Condoms, jacket, chair”.

Jemima smiled at me in readiness, I scuttled over in my under pants to the chair by the door to get my jacket, but it wasn’t there.

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! my jackets at Jacks” I barked.

“I don’t have any condoms, we need them”.

“Don’t you have anymore?” she said, “I mean don’t you have any here in your room”.

“No I bloody don’t have any here, I keep them in my wallet” I snapped back.

“Fuck, fuck it I don’t fricking believe this” I growled.

Jemima got off the bed and put her arms round my waist, rubbing the front of my pants she whispered “Kevin it’s Ok, we don’t need them, we’re clean and it’s ok”.

For a second I felt relieved but then I came to my senses, “Yes we do need them Jemima, we don’t want any accidents”.

I looked at my watch, knowing it was too late to go to the pub or to the garage, that was it, we had no fucking condoms.

I turned “Jemima just go back to bed, I am sorry we can’t do this”.

“But Kevin, no please, we can, we could just fool around some more” she said hopefully.

“No, no we can’t because I know we’d not be able to help ourselves, go to bed Jemima, please, I am sorry”.

I couldn’t believe what I had just said, I was sending a beautiful young naked woman away.

Jemima looked at me spitefully and said “I knew you wouldn’t do it, Jack said you hadn’t fucked anyone before” then she left my room.

That was it the last fucking straw I thought “The one time I needed a fucking condom I didn’t have them with me, and I’d had the same fucking condoms for 3 fricking years”.

I needed one fucking condom, just one but “Oh No”, for god sake the girl was wearing a fucking condom, a massive fucking condom, but did I have any in my room NO!

I got back in my bed and grabbed Elvis by his neck.

That night I quietly wanked until my hand went numb then I fell asleep.