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Cover image for post 3 Men’s Boogers, by Toad
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Toad

3 Men’s Boogers

3 young men

We climbed a big piece of dirt and maybe rock and probably some water

But it wasn’t about the earthly stuff

It was about getting to the top of that mountain

And eating each-other’s boogers

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Toad

Dat dowg

Dat dang dowg

Don’t die

Damn dang dowg

Don’t dish down, dine

Dude dat dog did Devon dirty

GET OUT OF BED IT’S SEVEN THIRTY

Cover image for post Quarrel with Mother, by Toad
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Quarrel with Mother

My poopy smell like doody

My caca smell like doody

My doodoo smell like doody

Bad poopy caca doodoo

Definitely smell like doody

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Toad

Undead

Un

Dead

Road

Head

Wet

Bed

We

Met

Dad's

Shed

He

Said

Spoon

Fed

We

Fled

Un

Dead

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Toad

Imp Man

Can what he does make sense

Yellow eyes little fudgy fingers he's got his hand in you and your mother's cookie jar

BRIGHT

He flashbangs you

Its Rust in Modern Warfare 2

You weren't here you don't even live here-

This isn't real.

What he does can't make sense

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Toad

giantpeepee123

can i dilute you

can i derive you

can i deny you

what a divine dude

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The Morg

Oh Dear Morg,

Please leave me be.

For all I have done is hide under my tree.

I know you must come for a sacrifice.

But all I can offer is this bag of rice.

You travel through the rift,

to come and see.

He who has wronged you,

and that he is me.

I'm sorry, dear Morg,

for what I have done.

Crouched under my tree,

I stare at the sun.

The beams of light,

they shine on my face.

As I wait for your embrace.

Dearest Morg,

You soon will see.

I am the demon of the rift,

and through your skin my claws will sift.

For my dearest Morg,

you thought yourself safe.

Tonight you will die.

Let's end this chase.

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Toad

Yosanova Polyana

Grey haired man

So wise, so brave

The summer sun broke even the strongest horses

Dehydration was of no concern to you

But you drank from your small canteen sparingly

You saved Vindres from dehydration

With her dead we would have no leader now.

I must thank you Yosanova Polyana

Our water we now give to you

Your name will outlive even us

All Against New China Raise Their Hands In Protest