Sleep

Tender sleep

Got a little

Brief release

Bliss

Forgiveness

Body at rest

Morning comes too soon

Birds tweeting

Fills my room

Window open

Bright sky

Inviting

But I only want

to snooze

You snooze

You lose

But that’s ok

I’m not winning anyway

Sleep

Tender sleep

Got a little

Brief release

Bliss

Forgiveness

Body at rest

Sleep is what I need

The most

Up all night

Insomnia blight

Give me peace

This morning please

You snooze

You lose

But that’s ok

I’m not winning anyway

Sleep

Tender sleep

Got a little

Brief release

Bliss

Forgiveness

Body at rest

Just let me

Stay at rest

One day,

I was walking down the road

’Til I saw a patch of snow,

then I thought,

‘Why is there snow? Its the middle of summer’, but then

The weird snow began to grow

It turned into a light shadow

shining bright,

smiling cold, like a mystery murdrer~~, so then

I spun around and ran

I ran like hell and sang,

this crazed tune

I’ll tell ya how it goes, it sounds a little something like:

“My life is messed up!

What the hell is wrong with me?

does no one, out there, even care

I’m living a calamity.”

Society goes on normally

while I’m here going crazy!”

Do people really not see

this freaky creature chasing me”

[Drrraaah

Di dum di dum dum daaa

Di dum di dum dum daaa

Dum di dum dum doo do dooo] x2

“Hey wait!”

The snow lady called to say:

“I’m no monster- don’t run away.

Please stay here.

Don’t you know an angel, when you see one?!

Oh, I’m dead.

That one thought ran through my head.

I fell to my knees and begged...

this snow angel...

“I don’t wanna die, but I don’t really wanna stay

aliiiiiivvveee~”

*guitar/violin/piano/or/cello solo

“Life is messed up!

People are so crazy,

No one out there even cares

I’m living a calamity”

“Countries don’t give a damn

The media is a big huge sham

Taxes are too high to die

so angel lady, please keep me

aliiivee~”

[Dum di dum dum daaa

Dum di dum dum daaa

Dum di dum dum hmmm mm hmmm]

“Human person...

I’m sorry to say this...

This angel your seeing...

was only... look...ing

for...

direee~ctions.”

You're a troublemaker

You're a havoc wrecker

You're just one more telemarketer

You had me tricked again to go pick up that phone

Sure woulda left it 'lone if only I had known

But after bein' told I'd been removed from your list

I unwittingly answer then clench my fist

Tell me-Telemarketer

Is this then your game?

I know I've asked you just to cross off my name

So I wanna know

Why does 'no thank you' not seem to suffice?

I've long given trying to be nice

Are you trying to initiate a fight?

If not then stop trying to control my life

Telemarketer

It's like you're always there when I'm trying to clean

When I'm sleeping in my bed or just about to eat

Tell me what is this secret conspiracy?

If it's to bring me to an early grave then please cease

Well now-Telemarketer

Hello once again

You're just in time my dog was needing a friend

Fido here's the phone!

I'm still not going to switch my mortgage, no

My roofs are fine and my insurance is no worse than yours

Don't need to start my dishwasher with my phone

These calls and polls are making my brain sore

Telemarketer

Art thou the widow and I the unjust judge?

That thy persistance should cause me to budge?

Telemarketer

But by all means keep on this calling me

Maybe I'll sing or write you some poetry

Dear Telemarketer

You fill this special place in my life

like the k that begins my knife

or the gh in my sight

or that precious p on my receipt

the s there in my aisle

what would the world do without the u in guile

without the language's extraneous letters

complicated to remember

took a walk brought along my cellphone

only a momement out before I hear the ringtone

Oh, do you know all my numbers?

Is there no way to escape this torture?

Hello again my dear friend Spam-I-Am

I've blocked your number again again and again

Telemarketer

Somehow you find new ways to call me back

Your stalking skills are some I'd pay to have

Telemarketer

I've been unfair to you I understand

You're the friend on whom I can always depend

Telemarketer

Say you want to help me and indeed you can

Your number's what I'll give to random men

Telemarketer