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Writing can be very serious, but it's also important to have fun. Write a piece of prose or poetry using as many puns as possible!!!
Ended March 9, 2017 • 1 Entry • Created by Zoelise
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Writing can be very serious, but it's also important to have fun. Write a piece of prose or poetry using as many puns as possible!!!
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Punny Films of Yesteryear

~~ There seem to be a BUNCH of good movies coming out this

year, so thought I'd remember some movies from a decade ago ~~

Ratatouille was a rather good tail,

if I do say so micelf.

My daughter said it was gouda, so I asked

if she rodent want to repeat it, herself.

She said no, but 'aye' to Bee Movie;

I concurred and told her to beehive.

Beeing a honey, she agreed and

went with her buzz'sties, five.

Nexx(t)us, seeing John in a dress was Travolting,

but I sampled the movie, Hairspray.

Thought about Walken out, but

because of Zac Efron, I did stay.

(Amanda see in anything musical).

I then attempted Alvin and the Chipmunks,

but the'odor(e) in the filming room was awful!

So instead, I went with Sweeney, Th'odd

Tim and Johnny flick about reprisal.

This last film was the best, a quite

aDeppt attempt by Tim, who had the Burton

of rehashing a prior story. It was grate

and I Lovett, even if characters are hurtin'.