Okay class quiet please, to your seats and hush up now.

Stop giggling @HexGirl.

Today's lesson is all about Hashtags, what they are and what they...

I heard that remark and it's not funny @JeffStewart, Hashtags are nothing to do with hash pipes - see me after class @MiGGiE.

Now then, Hashtags are a means of denoting the theme of a piece of written work, but they are far more also...

@Riversong nobody is interested in your new tattoo so cover it up please and see me after class.

Now where was I, ah yes, Hashtags! They can denote also any particular emotion on Social Media for example on Facebook if I post a message and end it with #Happy, then it shows my emotional....

@MaggieGreene you are not at home now, so stop hitting @A and put it away. See me after class.

Yes @Z you may use the toilet but quietly please.

Right then please open up your Prose pages and turn to Hashtags, oh for the love of all that's holy, YES @ArabWallflower you can use my charger...

On the Hashtag page you will see a list of available popular Hashtags that your Prose account has provided for you, of course you are also free to use your own...

No no no of course you can't buy them in the shops you silly child @Burrfoot they exist freely within your own mind.

So then, yes yes it's a very nice drawing @A but please put it away.

So then, for your homework tonight I want you to, ah, yes, @Z you seem to have caught yourself in your zipper so go see Nurse - stop giggling @HexGirl it isn't funny!

Tonight's homework I want you to write in your books something using Hashtags that is interesting and informative. Class dismissed.

Yes yes @MaggieGreene I know, I know, please save it for the playground. Off you go, kittens.