roses are red

violets are blue...

this isn't working

i'll try a haiku

this Valentine's Day

i want to write from my heart

so...um...i love you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't write poems

Neither can you

*scribbles*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like chocolate

GET ME SOME CHOCO-

*scribbles*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate doing this

Why am I doing this again?

*scribbles*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Actually, violets are purple.

But that doesn't matter to you.

*scribbles*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Love is overrated

Just like you!

*scribbles*

One last time--

Roses are red

Violets are blue

What else can I say

But that I love you

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I was going to send a thousand and one hearts,

All tied up with messages true,

But I pulled them undone,

And settled on one,

When you said only my heart would do.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Valentine's a bitch

You can't live up to

Daffodils are yellow

Carnations are white

Strive to impress

Ends in a fight

Poppies are golden

Orchids are green

All I really want

Is something obscene