"Hey bro, do you even lift?" A fellow Greek shouted over the crowd. Heracles turned and stopped applying olive oil to his cannons and ripped off his chest armor. "You serious, bruh?" He then lifted the ENTIRE stadium. "You mad, or naw? Ladies call me Heracles the Hunkulous, dude. Get on my level." And the audience went totally wild.

Like, seriously Hera sucks! Like we used to be best friends but naw! I invited her to my goddess only pool party right? And she was all like "Pool party? I'm the wife of ZEUS, I'm not going to a pool party!" So of course I didn't invite her! Then she made this whole big deal of it! Like HELLO, she didn't even want to go right? So her husband talked to my husband and it ended with this whole big fight So like long story short, now she's rebelling against Zeus and she's totes jelly.