Posts
Challenges
Portals
Authors
Books
beta
Sign Up
Challenge Ended
Modern Gods.
Make a modern representation of an old god. Also include the name of your god somewhere in the piece. Poetry, prose, short story....go wild! You can even write in the language of the country that your god comes from! (I am armed with google translate and some multilingual friends!)
Ended June 7, 2020 • 1 Entry • Created by marguerite14
Random
Popular
Newest
Challenge
Modern Gods.
Make a modern representation of an old god. Also include the name of your god somewhere in the piece. Poetry, prose, short story....go wild! You can even write in the language of the country that your god comes from! (I am armed with google translate and some multilingual friends!)

Press Release: Greek Sky & Thunder God Seeks Name Change

Early on the morning of June 6th, Barak Zeus, influential and powerful Greek God, petitioned the Nebraska state court for a legal name change. When asked why he had requested the change, Zeus, as explained through his Portuguese lawyer Cole Winterbottom, released this statement, in Portuguese, which was hard to transcribe, which few people in Omaha speak, therefore we are looking for translatic help with what was actually said... Help? ...Anyone?

STATEMENT FROM COLE WINTERBOTTOM, LAWYER FOR BARAK ZEUS (ANASTASIA):

Barak Zues está muito cansado da coisa poderosa de Deus. Ele quer ir mais devagar, pensar na vida e talvez se estabelecer em uma bela casa em Omaha. Ele simplesmente quer ser nomeado ANASTASIA. Por favor, respeite seus desejos. Obrigado.

A guerra não é culpa dele.