Left or right

Up or down

The path you take

May astound you

Ground you.

Be so profound you

Turn around to

Admire the lines behind you.

They remind you.

If the shoe fits

Then I'm head over heels

But I'm drawing a blank

So Jesus take the wheel!

Famous last words

When shit hits the fan

But I don't give a damn

So you can talk to the hand

So y'all can chit chat

About this and that

I got more phrases

Than you can shake a stick at

But let's level the playing field

The whole nine yards

I’m not playing with a full deck

I’m missing some cards

But the ball’s in your court

X marks the spot

There’s no I in team

So hit me with your best shot.

You’ll have to excuse my French

It’s all Greek to me

I went out on a limb

But I was barking up the wrong tree

They say an apple a day

Is a taste of your own medicine

So follow the Golden Rule

And be a good samaritan

But if you kick the bucket

On your graveyard shift

Make no bones about it

You just got 86’d

I got an arm and a leg

Between a rock and a hard place

I may have gotten off on the wrong foot

But I’m still winning the race

If you are what you eat

And you put a sock in it,

And we're in the same boat

But it never left the dock

And when it rains, it pours

Everything but the kitchen sink,

Like the Ivy Leagues,

Imma make you think.

Cuz I'm off the hook

But on the fence

Fell off the wagon

But in my defense

The jury was out

And the verdict is in

From rags to riches

I'm in like Flynn 

So break a leg

And bite your tongue 

You can pull the plug

Cuz only the good die young 

I blaze the trail

So hold your horses

Back in the saddle?

Par for the course 

It's a knee-jerk [re]actions

Speak louder than words

And remember one stone 

Will kill ya two birds