Greetings fellow earthling
Thank you for gracing me with your amazing presence or merely chancing reading message sent into cyberspace, whose aura, charisma, enigma, gramma...persona, et cetera delivers measure for measure a figurative dollop of blessed delight.
Impossible mission to jump/kickstart a lifelong friendship/relationship, especially since an immediate impression cast simply gleaning notions about me, an articulate bipedal hominid, introspective jesting married, mindful, nonconformist opportunistic, poetic, quirky rational thinker, unpretentious, vocal wordsmith.
Inordinate amount of leisure time might help explain how fruit full this harmless poetic brute, (a June MCMLXXVII Methacton School of hard knocks grad), who sports astute demeanor with ample brew netted locks, vaguely androgynously cute, his trademark signature hirsute unstyled wavy hair tell tale characteristic, not that I care if anyone gives rats ass and/or hoot bummer attire acceptable since long unemployed and recipient with meager loot receiving social security disability to boot, nonetheless can while away unlimited numbers of wee hours into morning yea ideally best time to sleep, but also most optimal, while the missus thrashes in bed thankfully mute unless ya don't count flatulence she doth toot disrupting and derailing train of thought courtesy trumpeting glute.
An unexpected whistling unlike Christopher Robin hi ho... hi ho the derry-o the Norwegian bachelor farmer in the dell exiting their wooded den (think Snow White and her seven dwarf men) off to work they go to earn cents (unbeknownst conversion into) yen boot just enough to undergo gastric bypass surgery to shrink abdomen, plus grueling boot camp regimen guaranteeing bullseye hit courtesy artillerymen nsync with honing sharp eyed acumen joining (rather leading) civilians carrying out coup d’etat putsch ching aside feeble, inept and lame president to step up and augment penultimate last ditch effort to halt climate change to stave turning planet Earth into self destructive oven.
This hunger artist cannot read volumes of printed material fast enough to satiate an immense appetite and unquenchable thirst to acquire learning from the millenniums gushing fount of cumulative chance revelations, (or deliberate intent to validate a premise vis a vis via private investigative research), thus unwittingly setting alight an intense inquisitiveness sans this curious George primate experiencing the equivalent of mental non fallacious figurative enthusiasm analogous to: patriotism, phototropism, priapism...), whose every waking hour, (when not tending toward the basic needs for survival as a seeming foreigner - journey ying in this helter skelter, madcap, slaphappy, whirled wide web) expended to enrich the yawping immeasurable volume mine fist size housed cerebellum buzzfeeds shrouded within skull and cross lovely bones, a vast scope of innumerable chunks of fascinating, fortifying, and fulfilling various subject matters, that when pursued to an approximate logical conclusion yields abundant esoteric information.
All joking aside horrific, née apocalyptic crisis doth loom perhaps even unleashing mushroom, clouds (horse - thrown in for good measure) encompassing entire planet assuredly spelling doom, where liquidation and fire sale at all brick and mortar stores will bloom, (just ash at the front desk) charcoal burnt offering skeleton crew pointing blackened decker index finger pointedly warning kaboom about to be heard exploding lemon meringue pie literally across every black curtained window intimating solemnity within house of the rising sun worshipping Friday, Saturday, Sunday... until every tomb morrow until end of time.
While sitting on me keister (ass, backside, behind, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, fanny, fundament, hind end, hindquarters, nates, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, seat, stern, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, et cetera) on a cold and rainy twenty third of March 2024, I figuratively drop plumb line then courtesy grunt labor lyft unexpected find hoisted deep jamming lookout, noggin perched, roiling thinking uber wayfaring zealot, drills legendary phalanx.
Writer's block afflicts Das scribe, who whiz now stricken supine adept dull livery sub par excellence his gold standard worse, thus another day to slog thru arduous process crafting admirable verse wrestling behemoth loosed sniper dodging enfilade broadcast sos terse.
Ne'er easy chore to fashion acceptable word worth poem to whit staring at flickering accursed cursor doth blank stare visit flash flooding warning saturated gray matter fist sized unit groundswell burgeoning leveed banks barging signals transmit urgent army corps of engineers to reroute via sluice, sans surfeit apprentice longshoreman doth double duty as grammarian sought to retrofit arduous struggle ensues, where drowning affects consummation strong temptation quit ditch ching progress made, thus far in hot pursuit mind comfortably numb stream of consciousness submerges concentration entrenched deep posit craftiness sentenced to punctuate disequilibrium doth outwit venerably beaded trademark Scottish matted flair abandoned unfinished prosaic piece left forever stranded orbit zero escape velocity zinging, unsprung, pinging mindscape nonprofit able endeavor reflecting zeitgeist bombarding Messerschmitt undermining, strafing, disabling cutting crew rescue outer limit faint feint blinking in the twilight zone.