Limerick(s) of the Week #25: Pornograph

I wanted to play on my pornograph

My favorite's bodily choreograph

But the record had a scratch on top

And wouldn't let my fantasy stop

And it made me endlessly distaff

Can you have too much of a fling

When that fling's too good of a thing?

My body can't permit

My bawdy planned limit

Runaway porn can sometimes be killing

Strange having fun without a laugh

In wielding my libidinous craft

I didn't ask my doctor to see

If GUI sex was safe for me

Until the broken record became my epitaph