Misogyny & Wizards

When metal ruled the earth

Arenas belched clouds

Of brick pack dirt weed

And Heineken

Made it better

As women

With perfect asses

And huge hair

Licked their lips

And danced

In cages

For cocaine

And lead singers

Power ballads

Gave way

To mystical women

Who inhabited

Sacred castles

On their knees

Begging for hot

Love by force

And more cocaine

And supermarket

Champagne

For the hot tub

Sing along orgy

As me and you

Smoked a toothpick

Looking joint

And agreed that

Dio and Iron Maiden

Were really good

And that Judas Priest

And Twister Sister

Were fucking stupid.

David Burdett

9/20/2021