Student notes III
1. look, take this F, it's really a biggly. lowercase f. next to it there is an X in parentheses. why put him in a box like that? then there are those two paralels, and then all kinds of goobldigoop. WTF?!?!
2.regarding you proposition about the Biennale, i was thinking about commissioning a string quartet after the unvailing of Claudio's latest. please advise if you can suggest a good choirmeister, as that our own has decided to abscond. yours obediently, Timmy.
4.in truth, i am surprised as you are with world affair. the much antipiated nuclear apocalypse has not materialized yet, and more's the pity. neither has the zombie apocalypse or the double-anal apocalypse. i am losing hope.
5.it's not very hygenic, what you're doing with your right index finger and your sphincter. especially after Megatron urged you to stop digging for gold in front of the class.
6.there is no love, but dispair,
a hawk flies, he cares not,
upon the meadow run the horses,
the wind knows my heart,
it is beating fast, and i take the Uzi,
9mm in the barrel, 12mm or more,
in the entry wound,
or we could just fuuuuuuuuuuck.
7. this is a place of learning. i tell you that your frequent interruption bothers and disturbs me. canst thou harken to thy own mind, and upon a jutting rock, dash it?
8.ever notice how the tanks on tanker trucks look like granny panties from the side?
9.dear sir, i am writing to you to apologize profusely for the paper missile which struck your head. it was never my intention to cause you injury or discomfort, and this abhorid accident is a result of gross miscalculation of the trajectory of the missile. it was my intention to reach Megatron's desk, and hopefully cause him great dismay, as he reads the nessage therein, quote "fuck you Megatron, you pusillanimous fuckwad". please find it in your heart, kibd sir, to forgive my error, and we may once more share a tube of glue in the restroom, yours sincerely.....
10.the communication you wish to confer must hence be conducted in appropriate media. i will not receive, correspond or even acknowledge the use of paper message, unless for exam cheating purposes!!
11.this message is copyrighted, snd may not be duplicated, copied or in anyway made use of without the explicit permission of its author.
12.the day i go out with you, will be exactly one day after Megatron is objectively cool. consider this both as a rejection and a challenge. i need a good laugh. (maybe try a bandanna?)
14.the app does all the work for you, so you can just sit back and let it play the game.
15. i find your literacy and inarticulate use of emojis quite pathetic. this transaction is completed.
16. i propose that in tonight's game we work together. make only purchases from "free parking" to "go to jail" and i'll do electric and water and trains.
17. i went to the asseys office to trade in the nugget. then got Beulah to the smithy, cause she threw a shoe. then i had enough to spend the night a the Oasis, getting a bath, a steak dinner, and a good time with Roxy.