understanding the youth
Recall, my friend Avshalom, son of David. his hair flowing, a royal mane of impressive sight. oh, and how the dames and damsels of court had watched him, manly throwing it around in all directions. oh, what conquests he must have had, with brilliance of nightly tactics, much to do perhaps to that impressive growth. recall though with sadness, that impressive hair was that youth's downfall, as he got unmanned by it, hanging helplessly from a branch, like a ripe fruit for his enemies, the King's own to treat him in their cruel leisure.
for a time, i strived to develop an Afro upon my head. a Jewfro to be exact, as i my scales and upper mucus is pale in color, and my topmost folicals are a shit-like brown, all growing above the folds of skin and fat. the growth, lovingly un-tended for, neglected with the hope that liberty and self government would bring forth a greater prosperity, fell away long ago. the folicals, perhaps not holding well in their afflicted moorings. and so, like Avshalom, i learned the long term effect of childhood folly.
as for pants, to say that i had a similar liberality as with the hair would be a gross lie.
i wore no jeans! despite suggestions to the contrary, and sheathed my lower parts with cargo pants and dungarees. soft and supple and much more copious in volume respectively of size, they covered me in all times, with a range of colors of gray, blue, drown and drab green. but never black!
it is because of this, my hair decisions and pantaloonage that i claim to have an understanding and to speak with authority into the minds of youths today. for our minds are the same!
the so-called generation Z is an open book to me. nothing in the vast changes of recent years in culture, technology or politics have anything in the way of obscurity or ambiguity to myself. It is quite clear to me that kids want to set up buisness, trade with the natives, and explore the uncharted continents. they desire a good bowl of soup and an evening by the television followed by an early night. as for sexuality, kids of generation z cant get enough of sexuality. They are eager to see what lies under a lady’s petticoat, as it has always been.
As for the usage of social media, it is self evident really, that this will lead to nothing but good, and prosperity will once more bless our lands.
The only thing that i feel that i can’t understand generation z goes back to my fervid acquaintance with cargo pants. I see most youngling wearing cargo pants as is proper and rightful in a well goiverned state. Cargo pants are a perfect merger of the need to contain one’s self with an equal urgancy to contain posessions without having further carry on baggage, such as rucksaks and shopping bags. It it obvious that an educated person would eschew the wearing of jeans as that they permit no such immidiate baggae, where tragedy befell such a person, he would be hard pressed to find room for his many personal posessions within the narrow, pockets of his pantaloons. Only the articulated , numerous pocekts of cargo pants allow for such quick and ready use. Any choice other than that, is an unworthy compromise with whimsical fashion!
However, recently there has been a puzzing trend, which i am here struggling to bring forth, and which i hope some light can be shed upon in the comments below. That question is about those strips of cloth , or braids of cordage that are intetionally made to hang from the edge of the flap that covers those wonderfully voluminous pockets.
Ostensibly these strips, i gather, are attached, so that there will be an easy opening of the pocket while in the wearer is in rapid action, or while wearing thick gloves, perhaps during a session of welding. The functionality of these strips disappears though when there are many of them and they festoon the cargo pants with a multitude of such straps and ribbons. indeed, one begins to doubt the necessity of their usage in quickening the retrieval of cached objects.
Why is there are such need in the youths to acquire cargo pants with ribbons attached, is something of unchartered waters. Here i hazard some theories, though there is no way for me to substantiate my assumptions with fact.
1)One possible reason for the appearnace of these ribbons is meant to give the wearer a combattive, adventurous facade: as cargo pants are nominaly part of the work attire of those of the armed forces of many nations, it is possible that the wearing of cargo pants is meant to lend the wearer some penache. The wearer, of course, disregards the fact that that they may not be warriors in all actuality, and also the fact that cargo pants are the preferred attire of many of those in the manual trades, such as bricklayers, farm hands, mechanics and pipe fitters, all of which are professionals of great necessity but not advertised as enjoying a thrilling high-paxed life.
furthermore , under this hinted prowess, the ribbons lend even more credence to this hypothesis, as that it hints at a special piece of equipment which must be retrieved effortlessly and with great haste. Obviously a person with a multitude of these straps , ribbons and cords, is advertised in being well versed in the usage of all kinds of such tactical embellishments and accouterments. They are rugged , rough and fiercless, not to mention, well equipped.
2)Seeing the hint of the militaristic nature of cargo pants, the wearer elects to exxagereate this ruggedness with an excess of detail, as a way to scorn or mock the warrior persona. it is, by this satirical dress, that they wish to demonstrate their good humor, without a word needed to be spoken.
3)It could be a deliberate attempt by leading fashion designers to pave the way for reintroducing the fashion of men, worn primarily during the baroque, and rococo periods (17-18th century), particularly in france. truly , the dressing of the time was rich with such decorations as ribbons and bows, flowing from every item of garment, and especially set upon the short cullote briches. if this is correct, fashion will soon demand such Not to mention capes waistcoats, wigs and rapiers
4) introduction of drooping straps and rippons pays a sincere homage to certain birds, who like so display their manhood with such embellishments. these snood-like appendages are designed to cause a Dionysian reaction in those who observe them, hopefully causing them to prepare for copulation. such aphrodisiac may, in fact cause the desired response, if they are sufficiently drooped and engorged.