Why So Serious?
Said the man with beef between his teeth
So I avoided his nose and looked to his feet
Oh No! what are those!!
His toes looks like retired crows
With missing feathers and shit
If it was an endangered species it might have been lit
So I elevated my gaze up to his waist
Wait, is that toothpaste?
How did it get from his face to that space?
Do I want to know?
Hell to the no!
In the end I decided to look at the top of his head
Really is that a fly? Is it dead!?
Man I an done
I am going to laugh instead.