First, find the summer heat. This can be accomplished by going outside, a task that is admittedly very hard and foreign to most people.
Second, determine whether or not it is the summer heat. If it feels uncomfortably hot all over when you step outside, that is probably the summer heat, though it could just be your yard on fire. Make sure you can determine the difference.
Third, go find a long stick. These are normally found by rivers or in your garage.
Fourth, pick up the stick. This requires determination, dedication, deliberation, and dexterity. Make sure you have all four before you attempt to pick it up or it could end rather badly for you.
Fifth, hit the summer heat with the stick. This will accomplish nothing, and will probably look stupid.
This has been 5 tips on how to beat the summer heat.